This movie is so damned stupid. I mean even for 1964. Why the hell did I put this in my queue? Or right. Monkey in a space-suit...

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It is hard to believe that a comedy as singularly inept and downright unfunny as An American Carol came from one of the three minds behind one of the funniest comedies of all time, Airplane! (I'd argue THE funniest, but that's for another place and time), and harder yet to believe that it somehow weaseled its way onto 1,600+ ( Read more... )

Oh M. Night what happened? Remember The Sixth Sense? Unbreakable? You used to be clever. But now. I mean seriously. Trees? Deadly tree pollen forces people to commit suicide? C'mon!

Not that it isn't an easy fix. Just add Batman. Thats right we make The Happening a Batman movie. Now trees are killing people because Poison Ivy grew them ( Read more... )

So this movie starts really slow. Then speeds up. And by doing so spirals into utter nonsense. I guess because if you spy on someone then they'll spy on you and get hurt and then people die and you have to cover it up and then have sex with old people which leads to your best novel ever except maybe the whole thing never happened ( Read more... )

Just finished reading "Goliath" the short story Gaiman wrote to go up on the website for The Matrix. And with only 13 pages, it utterly blows away both crap movies I sat thru and the third one I didn't bother with. Further proof to my belief that the whole trilogy was a fetid pile of crap...

The next time I see Brendan I'm going to smack him. This was...gah. It starts out ok enough. Goofy medieval flashback with expository voice-over. Sets up for a Modern Horror/Fantasy setting with a Nightwatch (good supernaturals) and Daywatch (bad supernaturals) patrolling each others' community for rule breakers. Sounds cool? Sure. Except ( Read more... )

I present to you: Turkish Star Wars. Is this the worst movie ever made? YOU DECIDE!

WWE is still trying to pimp the Marine. Dudes. Its over. Move on. Cena ain't no Rock. And this piece of shit ain't the Rundown. Hell, its not even Suburban Commando...

Oh look, an attempt to shill the See No Evil dvd. How sad ( Read more... )

I'm attempting to watch Nick Fury: Agent of Shield. Which for those who don't know, stars David Hasselhoff. Wrap your brain around that. David "Baywatch" Hasselhoff as a master spy who's been around since WWII...

The only reason that this isn't the worst Marvel movie ever made is because I've seen BOTH Captain America movies...